 A court in Rio De Janeiro has finally ruled that David Goldman of New Jersey can take his biological son back to the USA, after his mother who had taken him there died in childbirth leaving him with his stepfather. This was a 5 year battle the was finally won. While he cant make up for lost years, he can certainly make up for lost emotion. |
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