Wednesday, December 30, 2009

RIGHTS THAT AREN'T CELL-PHONY

A court in Ohio had ruled that in the name of privacy rights unreasonable search and seizure should apply to cell phones, as lots of personal data is often stored there. We commend that. Any rights that didn't include someones personal communication device would definitely be against the spirit of privacy laws, and would ignore the fact that technology has reached the point today where phones are often among the most personal objects we own. If the court had ruled otherwise, those privacy rights would be pretty cell-phony.

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