Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Bit By Bit Mitt defines Mitt

So according to Federal law the nature of Mitt Romney’s donors finally came out and only nine percent gave $200 or less. It’s one on one literally, the one percent of the one percent for the one percent. Or, to paraphrase Abraham Lincoln, government of the one percent by the one percent for the one percent.

Posted by Unknown at Tuesday, April 10, 2012

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