Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Making Legal Waves, Micro Style

This is a new one but at the Grand Hyatt in Denver they have a microwave if people wish to reheat their coffee. Which they will kindly do, if … you sign a waiver stating that you understand that microwaving might affect the taste. You fill out the form, sign it, date it,
print your name then they will microwave your coffee. Talk about making microwaves on a legal scale.

Posted by Unknown at Tuesday, April 10, 2012

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