Most of Mr. Guiliani’s staff, we’ve learned and so has America, is not currently actually getting paid and in the words of George Will, he’s “on financial fumes”. We’d suggest perhaps that he use family members, as has been the practice in many previous campaigns for many politicians, but there’d be a caveat. The first is that his current wife is considered odious by virtually all mainstay staff members, and the second is that both his children are currently employed in a political campaign, working for Barak Obama, in fact
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
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