Tuesday, January 29, 2008

THE SEARCH FOR MITT, NOMINALLY

We at the faux recently asked for input regarding a proper nick name for, in John McCain's words, “THE CANDIDATE OF CHANGE”, Mr. Mitt Romney. We are using (for now anyway) the submission of Charles A. Sandras and will refer to Mr. Romney in terms which are a reflection of his defectionsof so many positions, and he'll be known here as Flit Romney. Flit certainly has done just that, switching effortlessly between blue state and red state positions on matters of gun control, abortion and taxes to mention a few, depending on what state he was campaigning in at the time. And rather than call him a “FLIP FLOPPER”, we call him a FLIT FLIPPER (you see world?) Because it suits him, and well, because it rhymes. Mr. Sandras will win two Yankee box seats for a game in their first home stand of 2008, and as for Flit Romney, the Flit is his bit.

Posted by Unknown at Tuesday, January 29, 2008

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