Friday, March 27, 2009




Friday Fauxlosophies


1. Nothing more accurately describes “bittersweet” than taking heroic actions for non heroic causes.

2. For people who complain that Barack Obama is taking on too many problems at once, realize that we learned from his predecessor that the world does not become simple just because the president is.

3. Stretching relaxes you. And when you are relaxed you become less irritable. The families that stretch together don’t kvetch together.

4. It seems that there are many who feel that the lord is to be prayed to but not listened to.

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2 comments:

Dr.Bruce said...

The church is filled with with people that pray. I like suggestion #4 that we should also obey.

blessings

Liane said...

The third philosophy is correct! I think stretching is already my habit everytime I finished something stressful or whenever I decide to take a rest.

It's a great relief though it's relatively simple.

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