Tuesday, March 23, 2010



JUST ONE ARMENGEDDON AND YOU ARE FRIGHTENED


Representative John Boehner (R – Ohio), the House Republican Leader said that there were some “regrettable instances from the tea party group” through anti-gay epithets and in two cases spit on black members of the House of Representatives. Where could they have gotten so extreme? He said the American people don’t like the bipartisan process. And what can cause this? Maybe when he said that this healthcare reform bill would be Armageddon, that might have gotten a few people upset and work on the fear factor, because you know you are just one Armageddon away from having, well, a very bad week, or year, or eternity. And we also want to thank Mr. Boehner for emphasizing the importance of a complete sentence verses a complete truth. His complete sentence; The American healthcare system is the best in the world. The complete truth; If you can get it and if you can keep it and won’t be denied it.

Posted by Unknown at Tuesday, March 23, 2010

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