Tuesday, March 16, 2010

SHOULD WE BE ROAD WORRIORS?

The Department of Transportation reports that in the year 2009 there were “only” 34,000 deaths on our roads, the least since 1954. And really that is even better if you consider the population of then and now. Remember those who resisted seat belts, airbags and right up on to healthcare reform because they are brothers and sisters under the skin and the lives that were or could be saved makes you want to keep keeping with the Government and let Americans do what they want right? I am waiting for the right wingers and the ultimate, oh, you progressives that are so obsessed with saving lives to get a life. P.S. You have to be living to get one.

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