Monday, March 15, 2010

RECONCILIATION GENERATION

RECONCILIATION GENERATION

For those of you who are unfortunate enough to be between jobs but fortunate enough to be on Cobra, but don’t like the Obama plan to do healthcare by reconciliation, we have a symbolic and patriotic, I guess you might say an archaistic gesture to make. Cobra gives you the right to buy insurance for eighteen months after you leave your job, and this bill was a bill passed by reconciliation, did you know? So, cut yourself off from it and go without healthcare, be one of those proud forty million Americans without healthcare and says the hell with you Obama and don’t tea bag your life, but bag your life. But again it’s an important symbolic gesture, you don’t believe in reconciliation and you simply have to refuse your Cobra to prove it.

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