Monday, March 15, 2010

WALKING IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH, MARCHING MIGHT BE BETTER

We had the Tea Bag marches, we had the Million-Man March, we had the anti-war Marches. How about this for a march on every State Capital, in every state; a march by people who only fall into three groups; 1) You have been dropped by a healthcare plan because of an illness, 2) You can’t get healthcare because of a pre-existing condition (by the way in some cases include domestic battery, where you tend to get bruises around the head, neck and shoulders) 3) a relative or close friend of yours had died because of the being unable to get healthcare for the aforementioned. That would be some interesting march in all the State Capitals and if walking is good for their health, we think marching just might be better.

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