Thursday, July 24, 2008

THE ELECTRIC MR. GORE

On this past week's "Meet The Press" (gosh, without Tim Russert it seems it's lost it's fastball) Al Gore was the exclusive guest. For those who thought he's just go on and on, in fact he went on and ended up with some major facts of life for us all. For instance, there is how almost universal agreement among scientists that for every one percent degree the average annual temperature goes up there is the following climate change or should we say climate charge; namely that there is a ten percent increase in lightning strikes; Ohm, the humanity.

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