Sunday, July 20, 2008

RECEIVING FROM ALIEN SIGNALS, SOME REALLY GOOD ONES

We at the Faux have been getting some faint but persistent signals which may be intergalactic in nature. Naturally we turned it over to the Diehard Unicorn Nullification Conservative Enterprise Society and they feel its from beings of higher order who possess incalculable might but, get this, will only use their powers for our protection and survival. Be there threats of nuclear terrorism, climate change, tidal waves or whatever, they will keep us intact.
Even more fascinating appears to be the reason for their largess; it seems that of all in the galaxy we are the most illogical, self destructive, and slowest learning planet, and they need us...they need us to laugh. That's because, and its not really all that surprising earth is the intergalactic comedy channel, more no doubt to be sent and received.

Posted by Unknown at Sunday, July 20, 2008

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