Sunday, July 13, 2008

A SUNDAY FAUX FUNDAY

Some Sunday Funday Fauxlosophies;

1. Is there a greater emptiness than what must be inside someone for whom psychologically enough is never enough?

2. You will meet many many more people who are really friendly as opposed to those who are really friends.

3. Faux News Flash- We have just learned the name of the strip club establishment where all the Major Leaguers go when they are in Toronto; its called the "touch 'em all" cafe.

Posted by Unknown at Sunday, July 13, 2008

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