What this means we at the Faux aren’t sure, it is evident that Mr. Obama does better at caucuses than Mrs. Clinton, while she does better at primaries than Mr. Obama. And, as George Stephanopoulos mentioned on “This Week With George…..”, many or most of the states Barack has won are going to be red, while most of Hillary’s wins are in those that should or could well be blue. Tim Russert echoed that, so in effect, we plagiarized them both several weeks back, and we’re getting less apologetic about doing so time after time. Yet to come are primaries in Wisconsin, Vermont, Hawaii and Rhode Island, in addition to those in Ohio and Texas, and add to this dynamic the “disqualification” by the DNC of Michigan and Florida because they moved up their primaries and we have an almost certain uncertainty. Should Michigan and Florida have a recount……, to make things count? Obama’s people, as mentioned, like the calculus of caucus but how about all those people who voted primarily for Hillary? Those are swift, unchartered current currents; keep your eyes on the horizon.
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
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