When asked this past Sunday how his presidency would be different from a third Bush term Mr. McCain, mcmimed, talked of reducing spending (for almost three seconds) and switched the subject. He has, to be sure been making progress in uniting the “more conservative” member’s of the Republican base (which is kind of like referring to the whiter members of a 1950’s restricted country clubs), but can he out pander Flitt Romney?
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Tuesday, February 19, 2008
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