Sunday, February 24, 2008

MEDIA MUCKERS MUSH ON

I’m outraged, to say the least (and I never say the least) at the NY Times for their front page story on John McCain’s friendship with a lady lobbyist dating (wrong word, darn) from his 2000 campaign. This will rally our base against the liberal media Times which curiously has never written on such personal matters regarding Democrats. Well, OK, they (the Times) were the first to reveal 95% of the Bill/Monica stuff but how about the other “5”? Oh, and enough already about making fun of Congressman Lyn Westmoreland (R-Georgia) for knowing “almost” 3 of the Ten Commandments when he was asked them on the Stephen Colbert show. I’m informed by his staff that he’s up to almost “5” now, so there.
Submitted by Raymond Coadd

Posted by Unknown at Sunday, February 24, 2008

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