Thursday, April 3, 2008

FROM JOE LIEBERMAN TO JOE'S LOST-ER-MAN

This week on national TV Joe Lieberman using any reason but the real one (his hurt feelings in the Connecticut Senatorial race), explained why he now favored John McCain. This is the same John McCain who has opposed Mr. Lieberman for decades on approaches to social security, Supreme court justices, and the Bush tax cuts to mention a few. We’ll spend more time on this in the future but for now we’re currently making tapes of Mr. Lieberman’s voice and vocal patterns to sell to sleep disorder clinics. Joe Lieberman, the “McCain youth” spokesman, who could have imagined it, although those two together does keep some people up nights.

Posted by Unknown at Thursday, April 03, 2008

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