As the polls roll on, here are some updates on Hillary vs. Barack, it’s 45 to 45, they are dead even. On the general election
Mr. McCain is 46 to 44 over Clinton while Obama is 44 to 42 over McCain. But it’s on the negative where Mrs. Clinton shows the most “negative” positive; she has a 48% negative, even worse than her own 43% negative of two weeks ago. Mr. Obama has a negative of only 32% (it was 28% before the Jeremiah Wright clips) while his positive is still at 49%, as opposed to Mrs. Clinton’s 37%. As to who would best unite our country; it’s Clinton 40%, McCain 58%, and Obama 60%, and this holds even after all the Reverend Wright stuff. Oh, we should point out that there are countless more polls to go; including the only or, at least most valid one, when FauxNews is included in the survey. We’re raring and ready, and remember we may not always be right, but we’re always sure.
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
YOU GOT TO ACCENT THE POSITIVE, ELIM-INATE THE NEGATIVE
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