Tuesday, April 29, 2008

THE SHUT YOUR TRAP BECAUSE IT IS A TRAP FAUXLOSOPHY

To Michelle Obama, Bill Clinton, and Reverend Jeremiah Wright, take a breath. First we could use the break because taking that pause would mean you are not talking because in this You Tube age when you open your trap, you can fall into a trap. Consider please that given the tenor of your sound bites the ones who can be bitten are the ones you claim to love and/or support. So please give us less ego, less sounds, and for those who need you at their back or by their side, less traps.

Posted by Unknown at Tuesday, April 29, 2008

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